Foner

A feet-related boner

P1: Have you seen that Quentin Tarantino film?
P2: Yeah, gave me a massive foner.
P1: Oh.

by someguyjssomeguy June 29, 2025

fonem grave

On dead homies.

I promise I ain't lying on fonem grave

by bobbert343420 July 15, 2025

Flooner

A modern device that can do anything.

"My Flooner does everything."

by Gwillius December 10, 2025

electro fone

An early proginator to the now common cellphone used in the early 1900's as a form of "portable Telegraph".

I say Morrison, is that your brand new Electro Fone with Spectral Graph paper?

by Sir Mimsey of Wod Hall January 18, 2008

swine fooled

Being fooled by mixing normal flu symptoms to swine flu symptoms

Patient: Doctor you have to give me tamiflu now i have swine flue
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.

by Jurdylicious January 18, 2010

Bird Fooder

A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about

"Oh go fill up the bird fooder the chickadees are back"

by Birdfooders4lyfe April 2, 2017

Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.

Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.

by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018