Food-Simulator

Cafeteria food that's not so imaginitave, and/or is lackluster. Also refered to as 'The Sim' or 'Bacteria' (cafeteria)

I'm going down to the Food-Simulator to chow down because I didn't pack a lunch today.

by k2aileron December 10, 2008

Food phobia

When you eat way too many of a certain kind of food and you stop eating it forever.

Pushy Bastard : Why don't you like the chips?
Food Phobic : I have a Food phobia for them.

by mintyfresh9080 June 17, 2011

food daddy

A Food Daddy is the provider of a food digger, not to be confused with its cousin the gold digger. The food daddy will be led on breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates with its food digger. The food daddy loves to pay for the date.

Food daddy: hey where do you want to eat today? I'll pay of course.

Typical Food digger: oh yes please!

by The Urban Lux July 20, 2016

Food block

Someone who judges your food in hopes of making it so you will be too disgusted to eat it.

Rob: What are you drinkin?

Dan: a milk shake

Rob: Eww i hope you know that it looks as if your sucking cum out of a cup

Dan: your sucha fucking food block i don't even want this anymore

by skkipbeat December 7, 2009

food prostitute

Typically given to those in the restaurant and hospitality business; going to great lengths to get tipped. This includes flirting, manipulating and just about anything to give the illusion that we'll hook up with you for your cash.

Did you just see how she was eye fucking him? She's a professional food prostitute!

by sphyinx October 12, 2011

sad food

food that is really bad or pathetic that you eat anyway because you're sad

cold toast, that's my favorite sad food

by yeezywhat'sgood June 6, 2017

mall food

food from the food court or any fast food restaurants in the mall.

Let's go get us some mall food.

by crimsombarbie November 20, 2007