Fluffernoodle

A whimsical and fluffy creation that brings joy and comfort, like a comforting stuffed toy.

I snuggled up with my fluffernoodle, a soft and cuddly stuffed animal, for a cozy night's sleep.

by Marc2.0 August 10, 2023

Fluff my fur

An expression used when someone does not understand a sexual innuendo

Jen: how is a "pickle obsession" sexual?
A reasonable human: fluff my fur

by TheBandTurtl June 2, 2023

Flufferisement

The act of making a very young and very fluffy puppy the fluffiest possible like ever after traumatic emotionally fucking bath aka damages suit? and a blow and brush.. sounds slutty! And coke addicted but no.. it's the act of grooming a puppy.. a flufferisement! 🐶

Sorry I'm running late it's just Lulu was reluctant today to succumb to her weekly flufferisement.. the little thing doesn't realise she's a poodle yet! Bless her.. (mummy thinking get used to it precious! It's better than heroin chic clandestine junkie Baby hair matting! Sign of a bad mummy.. unfit for puppyhood.. because Lab culture.. it's so groundbreaking

by Miss Beachy June 30, 2023

snuffle fluff

the polite way to call someone fat, usually used for people bigger than you who will totally beat the living shit out of you.

kid: hey do you think pauls a tad snuffle fluffy?

kid39: yea.

kid: yea

by FINLANDIZTHEBOMB March 18, 2009

Garden Fluff

Pussy hair

That girls garden fluff got in my mouth!

by 1love2parties August 6, 2009

Spinning Fluff

The act of writing generally meaningless sentences in such a way that might be construed as an essay.

I got a hundred on my essay, but I was just spinning fluff. No actual substance.

by elene October 19, 2010

Mental Fluffer

A person who gets you mentally "steeled up" to go have sex with another person.

"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"

"Just go make your move."

"But what should I do?"

"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"

OR

Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"

by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011