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Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.
by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014
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flooper

The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.
"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."
by Karl Nero May 29, 2005
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Flood, Fire, or Famine

When everybody goes through a hard time every now and then, but this is necessary not only to build up their character and faith, but each trial propels them to a greater height and a higher plane.
You may go through a flood, fire, or famine, but if you know who God is in your life, the pain and frustration are often a mere set-up for something greater that you are about to experience in your life.
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Flooding

The action of licking any overflowed semen off the surface after anal intercourse.
This girl was so freaky last night she made me start flooding her.
by NicholsonIan May 11, 2014
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flip floops

This is a retarded way to say flip flops.

Saying flip floops instead of flip flops just makes it more fun and enjoyable.

This may also relate to Stewie Griffen's way of saying cool whip.

Pernounced cool hwip.
"Wow! I really like my new flip floops!"

"You really like your new what?"

"My new flip floops. I just got them yesterday."

"Why are you saying flip flops weird?"

"Hwy am I saying hwat hweird?"
by pooypy bunghole August 11, 2008
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Faloop

"that movie was Faloop!"
by imyourbestnightmare August 17, 2009
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flooper

Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.
Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?
by Don Farrar July 25, 2006
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