Field Mushroom

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.

As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.

by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015

Field trip

A strange occurrence happening in every episode of the magic schoolbus.

Please let this be a normal field trip!
With The Frizz? NO WAY!

by CADPATRICK June 2, 2018

Fiendship

(Noun) 1. A relationship between a person and a fiend; or a bond that is forged by two; mostly drug consumers

Look at those two! They only keep each other around when there’s drugs involve. That’s not what a friendship is. More like a fiendship.

by TrueDef. September 25, 2019

Field Trip

A journey across the lands in a large, typically yellow, vehicle that smells like someone took a shit, ate said shit, then regurgitated it. Usually sing-alongs are involved, that are then shut down by that one bitchy girl in the front who’s trying to read.

Boy 1: Yo we are going on a field trip
Boy 2: fuck yeah

Everybody on the bus: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Bitchy girl in front: Shut up, I’m trying to read here.

by Muffintime420_03 November 3, 2019

Fielden

of or having to do with fields.

It was time to explore the fielden beyond the homestead.

by LiveBoiToday June 29, 2021

The Felds

An area of moorland where nelly and his accomplice have concealed the bodies of their sexually mutilated child victims since the late 70s, believed to be in the east midlands area.

From my sex dungeon to The Felds, author Nelly Leatherdenim, out now on paperback at waterstones RRP £9.99

by Flaccid December 12, 2007

left field bitch

The "left field bitch" is a female part of a large group of females (3 or more) who is generally not as good looking as her friends. This causes her to be jealous, bitter, and short tempered. The term "left field" derives from the sport of baseball, but is used in this case to support how "far away" or "unexpected" the actions are of this female.

Friend 1: Dude, I totally got shut down by that group of girls. This bitch came out of left field and told me to go f*** off. I wasn't even talking to her.

Friend 2: Bro, that's called a left field bitch. Every group of girls has at least one of them. They ruin the fun for everyone.

by If you don't ask-you don't get August 1, 2016