Funta

a shortened expression for "I'm freakin' going to!"

Mom: "Son,go clean your room now!"
Son: "I'm Funta! Gimme a minute..sheesh!"

by The Boxman December 14, 2007

Fountain Sperm

when a man ejaculates in an upward position to make a puddle surrounding him. The woman would then shoot pennies from her vagina into the puddle of sperm

I gave hookers a fountain sperm the other night.

by Ben and Matteezzy February 24, 2009

Funting

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017

funt

fucking cunt

"you funt you spilt my milkshake!"

by meffren532 January 12, 2009

Funtasizer

Someone who thinks they're always funny

Eve is such a funtasizer. She always cracks herself up when she's not even funny

by SoFunny99 September 20, 2013

little lord fauntleroy

an excessively polite and well-dressed boy

I think the neighbours' kids should be allowed a bit of freedom to wear what they like, they look like Little Lord Fauntleroy

by terrassa November 24, 2015

[fountain]

when a guy jacks off standing up and tries to jizz in the girls mouth while she sits in front of him.

dude, i totally fountained that girl last night

by girlwithpenis..... December 31, 2008