Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Fat Fapping

To watch your arm jiggle while you masterbate.

Hey what did you do last night? "Fat Fapping" you mean when you stare at your arm while you masterbate? Yupp.

by remarcnoremac November 10, 2010

Fap Ghost

When an event from your past haunts you while you're fapping.

Oh man, I can't stop thinking about her, she comes into my mind everytime I'm jerking off...she's like a fap ghost.

by Killerspoon March 2, 2012

fap police

The ultimate law enforcement against fappers & pervs on Omegle. Usually led by a crazy red dressed gangster with a Ghetto Blasta Revolver.

► Freeze motherf****r! This is the Fap Police!
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.

by SheldonSTA March 15, 2015

Fap sesh

Frantically beating your meat until you have a Indian burn on your bald headed yogurt slinger

Brady had a wicked fap sesh bro.

by JLman95 July 14, 2017

Fap-Flambé

When one's testicles are placed inside the anal cavity of another. The other person flatulates as the testicle owner manually stimulates themselves.

I have had gas so bad today, we shouldn't let it go to waste and have a little Fap-Flambé!

by RustyPWhole April 25, 2017

fap

A lonely person whos name is Meredith.

Look at her shes such a fap.

by coooool kid May 8, 2008