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fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010
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factsy

A genuine legend who has a habit of drinking too many beers and dropping random facts
That bloke is 15 beers deep and just died he is a real Factsy
by Silverpill June 24, 2017
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Fantasy Whore

A girl you want to fuck but will never get. She lives in your fantasies and you fuck her every day until the frustration of never having her takes over your head and you start thinking of a new fantasy whore. Fantasy whore you try to forget can come back in while jacking off at any given time.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Jacking off to the fantasy whore."
by DJDaveNYC August 5, 2017
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Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold
by Brizarian April 19, 2018
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fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017
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Fantasy

by SpiritWolffey13 November 24, 2017
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