evelyn

a girl, usually very quiet at times but loud at other times. she can be very pretty, but doesn't believe it herself. she often feels lost in her life. she doesn't think she belongs, but acts happy. she tries very hard to her idea of perfect, but never really thinks she is it. she wants to find love. she can fall very hard, very fast. and she gets hurt. but she will stick with one person for very long, because she doesn't fall for just ANYBODY. she is not someone that should be used, even if they have been before. she loses hope if one bad thing happens. she can be, and is, an amazing, wonderful, caring girlfriend. she is just overall an amazing person, who usually deserves more than what she gets. she goes through alot of bullshit, but manages to hide it all.

evelyn seems so quiet today.

by someonetookmyusername November 25, 2011

evil bong

a horror/comedy b-movie. has a stupid plot, and stupid effects, but you have to admit it's entertaining and funny as hell.

i actually want to buy a bong that looks like the evil bong from the movie.

by laurakkkkkkkkkkkk March 18, 2008

Everbomb

Any beverage, alcoholic or otherwise, that is consumed immediately after dropping a shot of Everclear into it, dramatically increasing the alcohol content of said drink. Perfect for any scenario where getting drunk rapidly is the objective, such as seducing a partner or emergency pregaming.

1) Jess was totally DTF after we dropped 3 Everbombs. Unfortunately, my plans did not come to fruition due to an embarrassing case of whiskey dick.

2) I'll only have 10 minutes to pregame after work before kickoff, so I’ll have to pound a few Everbombs to ensure the proper amount of drunkenness to enjoy the game.

by DJ A+: Party Coordinator January 19, 2009

evenlier

More even

You're tall, so you body fat is distributed evenlier than mine.

by Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. April 13, 2009

Evan Ghang

Evan Ghang is a Korean, CEO, Zaddy who will make you want to say HELLUR SIR. Often featured on BuzzFeed videos, Evan makes not only women but also men fall in love with his broad shoulders and kind heart. His face was sculpted by the gods and just from one glance, you can feel your mouth begin to dry out as you become thirsty. Evan is a daddy from heaven, no questions asked.

Youtube Commenter: "The more I watch Evan Ghang, the more moist I become."

Evan: "Are you moist? Thank you. M O I S T." (BuzzFeed Men Read Thirsty Comments)

by sksc May 19, 2018

evan sill

someone who talks very loud and is very short and looks like a middle schooler while he is rly a freshman but everyone still loves him.

that kid is an evan sill, hes so loud

by chicago29 January 15, 2019

Everd

Everd is a person is usually kind, but when he gets mad he blows up and cusses your face off. He thinks he is completely and utterly ugly, but he has average looks. He is extremely nice and caring, but his brother always pisses him off. He is typically smart and dark complected. He always throws himself under the bus.

Person: You're looking nice today.

Everd: Haha! You're so funny. I'm Everd, remember?

by pleasestopidek April 5, 2019