Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
Get the Ethanmug. An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan
by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.
Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.
Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. This is the most athletic and amazing boy ever on the earth,people named Ethan are perfect and will never let you be alone. They usually get the prettiest girls in the school days and have always had a way with the ladies. Ethan is the most amazing boy on earth he is practically perfect.
by Kayle<3 November 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.