Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 14, 2012
Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 05, 2015
An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
The sexiest, fastest, and best guy to be around. He's well built with a good moral and the best guy to cuddle and to have sex with.
by Dash.J April 11, 2019
by AntSoup March 04, 2021
Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.
What a lad he is...
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.
What a lad he is...
by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 05, 2019
A common name, mostly given to losers and to those homo sapiens who has the potential to be a retarded person as they grow up and get even worse.
Can be used to insult someone.
Can be used to insult someone.
"YOU ETHAN!"
"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."
"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"
"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."
"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"
by _Wysteria April 16, 2019