Darling Ephie

Darling Ephie is one of those Scene Kids on the internet. Shes mostly known by twitter and myspace (though hasn't reached the point of audrey hanna and kiki celibridom) && is known to mostly date asian and white guys.

Her dreams are to help peta with protesting against animal cruelty. and is one of the nicest scene kids around.

GIRL 1: OMG HOW COME SCENE KIDZ R SO MEAN?
GIRL 2: NOTT ALL. DARLING EPHIE IS NICE.

BOY 1: DARLING EPHIE IS FUCKIIN HOT
BOY 2: I'D BONE HER.

by brokenqueenofhearts June 26, 2009

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving

Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012

empire

other word for the evil ruling chiefs of Composite Squadron 6 Platoon A

No matter how hard we fight, "the empire" always take our ass

by Pedro Orta November 26, 2007

The Empire

A clan that totally fucking sucks, the leaders log and tele, the main leader doesn't even pk, and she cybers 15 year old boys online.

Tammy - "Hello, how old are you?"
Kid - "15"
Tammy - "Wanna fuck?"

by My name is NOT damasteryu May 2, 2005

Evil Empire

The Boston Red Sox. Once a term used to describe the Yankees, it is now the appropriate term for the Red Sox organization.

The Yankees and used to be the Evil Empire, but now the Red Sox are.

by Gladys Hill November 16, 2007

empire records

1. Excrement.

2. The act or an instance of defecating.

3. Diarrhea.

4. 1. Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable. 2. A mean or contemptible person.

5. A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.

6. Things; items.

7. Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.

8. Insolent talk or behavior.

9. Trouble or difficulty.

10. A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.

man, i'd rather watch Small Soldiers than Empire Records

by bombernam December 28, 2005

Veloxic Empire

a group or team of tryhards, noobs, and rejects

that csgo team is so bad we can call it veloxic empire

by random asscuck August 30, 2016