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emotionally celibate 

John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."

emotional rollercoaster 

Term first used by R&B singer Vivian Green in her 2002 single "Emotional Rollercoaster" from the album "A Love Story". It is used to describe the varied emotions that a person (usually someone you're in a relationship with) has you feeling for them. For example, your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend. As much as you hate her for cheating, you can't help but keep loving her because she has you so sprung.
2.) When your emotions go up and down like a rollercoaster. For example, you keep slipping in between happiness and sadness.
Vivian Green: "Boy i'm so tired of you making love to me, and then disappearing so suddenly. 'Round and 'round it goes.
And I'm so tired of you pacifying me with promises you know that you'll never keep......I'm on an emotional rollercoaster loving you ain't nothing healthy; loving you was never good for me."

emotional stability

a person's ability to remain calm or even keel when faced with pressure or stress.
emotional stability by Coach JJ October 29, 2015

Emotional repression

Emotional repression is a way females try and come off as tough, badass, and charming without coming off as weak. Females who think that kindness is weakness tend to think that emotional repression is the way to go.
The girl child had now mastered emotional repression and was sure that people would quit being mean to her in her new tough, badass, and charming facade.

sucking my emotional dick 

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick
person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"
Something constantly getting in the way of things.
Girl: I wish I could just hook up with him and not like him!
Friend: I know! Emotions always screw stuff up
Emotion by amazinglyaverage November 27, 2012