Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH

root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason

by hahjncjkwebhcvjheb vjerhb June 06, 2022

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Cornish Edwards

A type of fart - typically loud but without real venum

Woo, I just dropped a Cornish Edwards!

by Dr Danger September 01, 2010

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Edward Breitenstein

Super awesome

That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!

by Edneck January 07, 2018

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Edward Hicks

To have to shit so bad in the woods, you grab the nearest QT hot dog container and shit in it while holding on to a truck door for balance. After completion of shit, throw it approximately 5 feet away from the truck.

I just took a nasty Edward Hicks around the corner.

by Mc double June 30, 2022

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Edward Duran

he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.

man that guys a real Edward Duran helping him and making fun of him

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

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