Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).

I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!

by pownzor14 March 24, 2018

Dusty Devante

The act of holding someone down, covering the mouth and patiently waiting until they gasp for air. As the subject attempts to take a deep breath, violently fart into their mouth and close their mouth to let the humiliation simmer.

Troy: did you see that bitch reject me?
Tyrone: bitch has no class

Troy: let's dust this bitch

Tyrone: one dusty Devante coming right up!

by Therealblyrone69 July 22, 2016

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

dusty phone

The lack of business that forces an escort downmarket

'Remember Louella? She used to charge $250 as an iprondependent. Now she's in Diamond Girls at $60 a throw.'
'Dusty phone I reckon.'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

Dusty spur

Going at it missionary style the man tosses flour in the woman's face, pulls out and hits her with a money shot, then yells yehaw as he thrusts his heel into her vagina.

Randy got drunk and gave his old lady the dusty spur behind the bar last night.

by Pattycakes June 02, 2018

Dusty Snowblower

When you're outside enjoying a nice, cold, winter wonderland blowjob, you're about to blow your load and she rears back and closes her eyes to receive her facial, when suddenly she receives the worst white wash of her life and you bury her in the snow (add some dirt). After this, you run back to the car/truck (or house), lock the doors, and blow your load inside (got to finish it out!).

Dude, she was not happy about receiving a Dusty Snowblower the other day, but it brought tremendous joy to my life.

by BRICKLINGUY March 01, 2018

dusty shot

a hard shaft up the poop chute from someone who hasn't used their schlong in nearly 2 years

"Bruh, did you hear?"
"Dat trick Allison done took a dusty shot from out-of-the-game Johnny!"

by murkinhoes37 February 27, 2014