Doob

Word used to describe someone who's done something very dumb. Similar to "idiot" "ass" or "jerk," but still being dumb at the same time. Used mostly as adjective but can be a verb.

Wow, he's such a doob, he stood her up at the movies.

He really doobed it up at the party last night, I doubt she'll talk to him tomorrow.

You're a doob.

by truth6580 October 24, 2011

Doober Dump Tuck

When one tucks his penis between his legs while taking a shit so as to get fecal matter on the tip.

Thomas executed a Doober Dump Tuck to show Leland how much he really cared.

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007

Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Doober

A hernia protruding out of the groinal area, below the abdominal region right next to the penis. personally i have a hernia and the only defination of what happened to me is that i got a doober.

Dude 1: Man what the hell is right next to my dick.
Dude 2. Man thats a doober.

by Pordante May 24, 2004

dobita

a strange creature whose full name ends in TA (ruchita or namrata)

ure such a dobita

by ure mom June 20, 2003

Dobias Tray

Popular musical artist Tobias Dray makes an inside joke, "Are you dobias tray" being spammed in famous users tiktok comment section.

Are you Dobias Tray?

by GH0STSPOONIE January 5, 2022

Doobie

(or doobywhich is actually the incorect spelling)
1. A blunt; rolled up weed, yo

2. According to my math teacher, a...little kid. Wow.

1. AHH! I stayed up for a week straight and now i got a job interview! I look like i had doobies for breakfast! HELP! (thank you, big brother, for this example)

2. *is taking math test* Booooring... *teacher walks up and pats me on head* You're a good dooby! Keep going!

by Avasa LUNA ~oooohyeah~ May 13, 2005