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When a frozen shit is inserted into a womans vagina
by duggy December 12, 2007
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Space Docking

The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.

Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.
'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?'

'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'
by Dazza2003 August 8, 2006
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Space Docking

When a man inserts his "junk" into a woman's ass (junk), then exits and starts having missionary sex after the residue from inside the woman's butt (poop) is left on the man's penis.

"When a space ship enters a dock, or dock "2" (The Butt (Taking a #2 refers to taking a dump; hence "dock 2")), but then re-docks into sector 1 (The Vagina), in result, leaving her with a high risk of getting a kidney infection or any other related venereal disease."
Ex: "Space Docking"

Jim: Dude Sally was all over you last night. Where did you go?
Me: We went to pound town! She was wasted so I gave it to her from behind, then she turned over and I started f***in her p**sy.

Jim: You space docked her?
Me: I don't know, but she said she's been sick all day.
Jim: At least you're not obligated to hang out with her now.
Me: She's a homie-hopper, she had it coming.
by kushnpuss April 30, 2013
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space docking

When one man has a circumcised penis and the other man has an uncircumcised penis, the men go tip to tip and the uncircumcised man rolls the "hood" over the other man's head.
Last night I met this really hot dude, but he wasn't circumcised. I was scared at first, then when we were tip to tip he warmed my head with his hood and introduced me to space docking. It was so hott.
by Kap'n Kronque November 16, 2009
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Dry Dock

Not having sex for longer than a month.
I need sex, I've been on dry dock for too long.
by Lenskii August 15, 2012
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space docking

Ancient art of poo lollipop making.First associated with the Knights of the Brown Circle.If a game of nibb-jousting could not be decided, then the two protagonists would settle the duel by shitting into a pigs bladder, and then using ice to freeze the bladder before seeing who could insert the recepticle furthest up the other's arse.
"Verily Tarquin Cockman,have at you Sire,and brace thyself whilst i thrust my shit filled bladder deep into thine brown cave"
"Avast Marco Lockoss!Forsooth i have a similar item to thrust manfully into thine dirty back passage!"
by Dr Lokoss July 2, 2004
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Royal docks community school

Coldest school in newham, a school that no one should ever mess with. Sexiest guys go to that school. The most active year’s are year 8’s and year 10’s. Mr Ross is one batty crease. The girls that go to that school are beautiful and the boys that go their are sooo dank
Richard-have you heard of royal docks community school?
James-yes and I mite have to move there still hella sexy girls
by Darkchocolatemodasocka December 17, 2018
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