Dang!

-When your attempt failes in public.
-To confirm youre failure.
-When things go bad.

- Your foot gets shredded by the lawnmower.
- Bird flies over and shits in your neck.
- Your boss asks for your reply to your $10.000,- mistake.

by APE *** May 13, 2005

Danger Wank-up Call

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"

Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."

by Brocuzz July 8, 2011

Dang

Dang (adjective)

When something is too powerful to describe and you can’t find the words for it, you say dang

Ella: "just dance is pretty dang and I'm dang at it"
Charlie: "dang"

by ThereAreNoPseudonym's February 28, 2020

DangerDan

Someone who falls in love with someone over the internet.

Boy: I love my gf, Vixen.
Girl: Oh really, what does she look like?
Boy: Dunno. Met her in a chat room
Girl: Way to go, DangerDan

by kittentits15 February 24, 2008

Dani Danger

She is a female who often changes her haircolor, she has big green eyes, she's very artistic, she has many friends and is loved by all. Often, many envy her, mostly the whale type females. She is average height, has a gorgeous face, an amazing smile. But she always seem to look sad. She makes a lot of mistakes, but she meens no harm. She has a way of whipping the boys, they do almost everything she asks. She's incredible, independent, and unique.

Richard: "Who is that amazing girl over there?"
Justin: "Oh, that's Dani Danger, she's incredible."

by KillaFilla February 20, 2011

Danger

A word that Steve Irwin says a whole lot when he's dealing with crocodiles.

You should never mess with a big saltie, they bite quick. Danger danger danger! Too right! Watch out, he's a grumpy one!

by Jorje Boosh March 27, 2004

Dangeresque

A detective-type hero played by Strong Bad who solves crimes, such as missing serums and finding Perducci. The star of 4 different works; Dangeresque 1, Dangeresque...too?; Dangeresque 2, this time it's not Dangeresque 1; Dangeresque 3, The Criminal Projective; and Dangeresque: Put 'em on Ice!

Oh no, looks like we're gonna have to jump!

by Stryker1sf July 29, 2005