The Custard Treatment

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.

I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

Customer Service

WE CLOSED!

Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!

by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009

Crimson Custard Bucket

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings

Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .

by Grund1e August 31, 2006

custard cunt

a woman who sleeps around so much she constantly has some guys "custard" in her vagina

"That chick is a real custard cunt"

by Hannmontana June 16, 2008

ebony custard

Black ejaculate (cum, sperm, seed)

When Takeshia got through with Tyrone's member, she drooled ebony custard.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

tubby custard

A cute, adorable chubby person of any race gender or origin.

Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard

by XxMMxX May 18, 2017

Custardio

Spanish-esque slang for residue left on womens knickers after a couple of days use. Used mostly in song

Smelly dirty bitch, bet she's got some custardio.
*song* 'Custardio, woo oh oh oh, cust-ard-io, woh oh oh oh'

by freddyflush October 19, 2008