Cump menz

Willing to be friends

Would you like to cump menz me

by Chimmiconga September 26, 2022

Clump

The act of stomping a penis

"Thats my penis you're clumping"- someone probably

by Someone_probably October 2, 2022

Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.

While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished

by clear creek October 8, 2022

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022

Cump

Combination of a cuckhold and a simp, willing to do what ever it take for the opportunity to watch

That airforce pilot is such a Cump. He will do what ever it takes to please the commander

by JEld October 24, 2022

Cumpin

When you look at a woman and then shoot her with an ak

Damn you ever cumpin

by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER November 4, 2022

cumparxie

CUM AND PARXIE CUM TOGETHER FOR THIS, A PARXIE IS A FAN OF GOD’S FAVORITE FUCKING BOYBAND ‘WATERPARKS’ AND CUM WELL. A CUMPARXIE IS SUPERIOR TI ANY HUMAN KIND, ALSO KNOWN AS ‘CUM MASTER’

CUMPARXIE IS INSANE

by cherrysvibez December 18, 2022