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Crying Dragon

When you put your favorite kind of hot sauce on your wiener and you get a blow-job. Named because although it adds so much more feeling, the heat makes both people cry.
"Ever since my boyfriend made me do a surprise Crying Dragon, our sex life has been so spiced up in more ways than one.
by Pelvis Holes August 25, 2011
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The Crying Game

To beat off and cry while doing it.
Damn...all porn is blocked in the middle east. When I find a site that goes thru all I can do is watch the 10 second preview and play the crying game.
by Cock Jamison May 13, 2011
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don't cry

1) used when a friend is having a tough time or seems to have a lot on their plate to make them laugh off their stress and to show them that you know they can do it.

2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up

3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation
Friend A: "I can't believe I have an 8-10 page paper, two tests, and a 10 minute presentation all in one week."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
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rage crying

Rage crying is the pussy equivalent for rage quitting. They get so frustrated with something, or someone, they then cry.
"He got so mad, he started rage crying."
by Hate-Sex-Is-Best-Sex February 4, 2017
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Cry Babies

This is da best fuckin rap song ever created in da world. Written by the best rappa Ludacris.
Cry babies go hooooome.
by homeboy April 17, 2004
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Baby Crying

Pussy scared ass loser nigga bitch that can't stop crying about something fucking stupid retarted with no reason
BadassDude: Meet me behind McDonalds i'll beat your ass
Jean L: I can't come today i'm not ready for the fight pls dont hurt me *crys*
BadassDude: Shut yo bitch scary baby crying lookin ass with yo ugly teeth lookin ass before i whoop your ass
Jean L: *Leaves the scene because he's scared*
by Rav00nSeesThis February 13, 2020
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Crying Maggie

when a man is about to ejaculate ,when having sexual intercourse with a woman, he thrustes his male gentials into the woman's nostril causing the male sperm to spurt out of her tesr ducts.
I hate when i get a crying maggie
by John Shaftlickers May 25, 2010
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