Shakedown Cruise

When a couple has sex in a new vessel, vehicle or trailer under the guise of an inspection trip. No other passengers allowed.

Funny, Luke and Laura stopped at the porn shop, before heading out of town on their self described shakedown cruise in their new RV.

by Xgishy March 14, 2021

Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

cruise highway hundred

When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream."

u gonna go cruise highway hundred tonite wit ur new liscence?

by Wayne from Ferrantes June 27, 2003

Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Cruise girl

A term used to describe a girl who is surrounded by luxury and enjoys a privileged lifestyle, often due to having wealthy parents who spoil her. She typically embodies a life of comfort, indulgence, and exclusivity, with access to high-end experiences and material possessions.

You can tell she a cruise girl by her handbag
She always posting where she going she a cruise girl ngl

by Flabbergasted_Squid December 11, 2024