if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!

Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

hood cricket

Hood Crickets are the smoke alarm noises made right after the batteries ran out.

Your YT video is amazing but those hood crickets are annoying.

by Obet Torres Elvira February 4, 2025

Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"

by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

Compton Cricket

A fire alarm beep.

I was walking up the street the other day, and when i passed this one house, and I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.

by dandysavage April 28, 2025

Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016