if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!

Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

Cricket

When you choose to be quiet in situations when you should use your voice

Lara was being a cricket, when she was being scolded.

by Cricketness November 15, 2020

cricket

A really amazing person, who, might not seem like anything at first sight, but, ends up truly surprising you. A cricket might not be the most noticeable or eye-catching person in the room, but once you meet them, they are the spotlight of everything you do. Its truly an honor to love a cricket.

"He might not seem like much, but trust me, he's a true cricket."

by Urny Purny November 21, 2021

Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

Cricket

loud and obnoxious

My friend B. M. is a Cricket but is also a cockroach sometimes

by anonymous January 19, 2022