The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.

by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020

generation covid

Babies born during worldwide lockdown of covid. particularly in New Zealand who loves to spend time eating and having sex.

Shazza is a generation covid baby.. She will display unsociable tendencies and hightened suspicion of pharmacutical companies and governments in general resulting from the apocalytical world she was concieved through.

by k0001 August 2, 2021

Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.

Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.

by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021

Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices

I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.

by Despofordummy March 17, 2021

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.

He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID

by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022

COVID Poor

Covid-19 poor is whenever you're not homeless type of poor, you just are running out of money because of this fucking pandemic.

Bob: Bro, are you almost homeless?
Jack: No dude, I'm just COVID Poor.

by Hispanic Rhino December 25, 2020