To die on the toilet mid-tweet.
by Herbal Crayons May 31, 2017

Barrack Obama is the biggest Covfefe the USA has had to endure. The exact opposite of a Covfefe is Donald Trump, the heroic savior of western civilization!!
by Nancy Pelosi June 5, 2017

After returning from an overseas trip in poor health, the president suffered a covfefe while tweeting several complaints about press coverage.
by Coveralls42 May 31, 2017

by 4thDoctor May 30, 2017

Used interchangeably with any noun starting with a C. First coined by US President Donald Trump. It will be remembered as his greatest presidential achievement.
Negative press covfefe
by Covfefergate May 30, 2017

A disturbing and alarmingly complex sexual manouvre - involving nine separate individuals, three bovines, a length of rubber tubing, some rope, a jar of Nutella, incontinence underwear, diuretics and Vladimir Putin - most famously known for its astonishingly disturbing use by Donald Trump in a public tweet during the four months he was President of the United States.
by tomatocoats May 31, 2017

COV-fee-fee (verb)
1. To observe and report on a topic, event and/or individual in a fashion that ignores facts and instead focuses on your feelings about the topic, event, or individual. There is a derogatory implication that the facts are irrelevant and that your actions are hypocritical.
COV-fee-fee (noun)
1. A report, blog, video, or political commentary, either in audio and/or visual form, that becomes a distributed statement where said communication is an expression of the content creator's feelings about a topic. The use of this as a noun implies that the content creator is hypocritical and/or ignoring facts and objective truth. Instead the content creator is communicating how he FEELS about the topic in question, and usually his feelings have been hurt.
2. A main stream media reporter's publicly released created content that focuses on how Butt Hurt and Salty he is.
The origin of the word Covfefe was coined by one of President Donald Trump's interns. It originated with the phrase, "That reporter's coverage is just Muh Fee Fees and has nothing to do with the facts" The term "muh feefee" being a derogatory reference to someone who expresses their feelings over facts. The term "Muh Fee Fee" is usually used when someone is being excessively salty. Trump then made a portmanteau out of Coverage and Fee Fee and contracted it to Covfefe.
1. To observe and report on a topic, event and/or individual in a fashion that ignores facts and instead focuses on your feelings about the topic, event, or individual. There is a derogatory implication that the facts are irrelevant and that your actions are hypocritical.
COV-fee-fee (noun)
1. A report, blog, video, or political commentary, either in audio and/or visual form, that becomes a distributed statement where said communication is an expression of the content creator's feelings about a topic. The use of this as a noun implies that the content creator is hypocritical and/or ignoring facts and objective truth. Instead the content creator is communicating how he FEELS about the topic in question, and usually his feelings have been hurt.
2. A main stream media reporter's publicly released created content that focuses on how Butt Hurt and Salty he is.
The origin of the word Covfefe was coined by one of President Donald Trump's interns. It originated with the phrase, "That reporter's coverage is just Muh Fee Fees and has nothing to do with the facts" The term "muh feefee" being a derogatory reference to someone who expresses their feelings over facts. The term "Muh Fee Fee" is usually used when someone is being excessively salty. Trump then made a portmanteau out of Coverage and Fee Fee and contracted it to Covfefe.
by The Eldritch God June 3, 2017
