approval from corporate

When a man is just about to ejaculate and the woman stops everything she is doing, grabs his penis and squeezes to prevent the ejaculation.

John: "I'm going to ejaculate..."
Mary: *Grabbing John's Penis* "Not until you have approval from corporate..."

by CanioTheRapper January 10, 2011

corporate tab

when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner

I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!

by hardhitr3 January 31, 2010

serius cybernetics corporation

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came

The Serius Cybernetics Corporation decided to make robots with Genuine People Personalities.

by treeflamingo May 17, 2004

Something corporate

The former band of useless loser Andrew McMahon. Whiny emos.

Something corporate hates some jordan chick. Losers.

by Downvoting Victim May 4, 2017

corporate baby men

A grown man in power or authority or one who achieves power or authority in a company usually via management, networking, or affiliation then begins to behave much like a spoil child or a high school bully. Nothing will make them grow up again until someone shoves their face in their own shit much like one has to do to train a cat or dog not to shit inside. Or until legal or HR catches up with their rampant bullshit and immature behavior.

Wow I'm sick of all these corporate baby men I wish anyone in this company had some balls or integrity.

by money beard March 3, 2018

Large Corporeal Manifestation

The politically correct way of saying Fat

The woman at the McDonalds had a Large Corporeal Manifestation

by Kizzycocoa September 18, 2019

Corporate Communism

Similar to crony capitalism, yet still the same. It’s all in the left, my dear American friends.

Thanks to corporate communism, I got banned by TikTok. It was a horrible app anyway.

by Roof_Top_Koreans_ April 27, 2021