commonsensephobia

When you are scared no one else has common sense.

I have commonsensephobia, get away from me, you are terrifying.

by boredom's decendant November 15, 2023

Commanshee

A female commander of the military.

"So who's the new commander?"
"That's a commanshee, my friend."

by Jezin November 15, 2007

commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.

that slut over there is commonable!

by Joshua Wittenberg March 13, 2009

commonterest

Common interest; shared likes

Let's hope we have some commonterest.

by Hercolena Oliver February 26, 2009

Commonical

a familiar resonable action.

Gabe: Dude, look at my shirt! I just had it made! Isn't it sweet?!

Sal: It's a picture of a german shepard head with paw prints down the side... pretty cool dude?

Gabe: Yea, I know! And it was only $45 dollars!!

Sal: You would. That's so commonical of you.

by harley boots November 23, 2010

Commensking

A comment that appears to ask a question, but may or may not be rhetorical.

Were you commenting or asking?" "I dont know, a little of both...I was commensking."

by PACNW-DUDE December 1, 2010

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011