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Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 19, 2017
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cold gold

I could go for a cold gold right about now....
by mkillabatman February 13, 2017
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cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)
"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."
by Skidmore August 21, 2005
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Cold Poppin’

Gingerly insetting a frozen popsicle into your partner’s rectum and letting it melt before removing the stick.

Generally, performed to add a heightened, cold experience and/or sweet flavor to the ass before eating that booty.
I was cold poppin’ Rachel last night with a Bomb Pop. Man dat booty was sweet eats and had me singing the Stars and Stripes.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
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Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.
Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!
by Rocky888 July 13, 2018
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cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay
Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum
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cryogenic cold

Used in describing something that is cooler than "ice cold" (as André would say). The epitome of cool. Chilly.
André 3000: What's cooler than being cool??
You: Ice cold!!!
André: What's cooler than being ice cold??
You: Cryogenic cold!!!
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by burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 18, 2011
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