jib cock

1. Being fucked over unexpectedly.

2. Being fucked by a not fully erect girthy penis.

1.Damn, I just showed up at lecture and we had an unexpected exam, we just got straight jib cocked.

2. She said I was so big but she didn't realize I was just jib cocking her.

by Skud Co. April 17, 2019

spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically

Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...

by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

Cocking Nora

The phrase "cocking nora" is British slang for "Fucking Hell" as "cocking" is another way to say fucking and "Nora" is used to day hell like in the phrase "bloody nora".

Cocking Nora!, I just hit my car against the wall.

by Against Fags mynameisnotibby June 28, 2021

Cock flocker

One who flocks towards cocks; one naturally drawn in by the male member.

A whore.

Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.

Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.

by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009

Cock connoisseur

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.

Now on BBC Two, David Attenborough: Cock connoisseur.

by Kieran and Michael February 11, 2009

Cock Fold

The act of using one's penis as a kickstand to prevent one's self from rolling off the bed and it folding in half.

This morning I gave myself a cock fold. It sure did hurt.

by Prisoner37462 January 12, 2017

Gat Cock

A Jewish Persian man who posses a large, thick penis. Not uncommon for his member to unload vast quantities of semen in each shot.

Why are do all the Twanks hang around Phil at the synagogue? Havent you heard? He has Gat Cock!

by gatlove May 30, 2019