coach schwartz

yeah man, go run a lap.

coach schwartz made us run 10 laps in one day.

by popcorn.kernel123456789 May 7, 2019

coach ryan

a beautiful man

“If you look up Coach Ryan in the dictionary you’ll see, a beautiful man.” - Coach Ryan

by kenzile777 August 29, 2023

coach cline

He earned his manhood on Waterboy

Remember when coach cline asked you to play fooseball Bobby

by Bobby Bouchers mama December 30, 2020

Female PE coach

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.

Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH

by picture2burn May 24, 2023

coach tom

A loving dick

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball

by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

Coach coco

Any black sports coach

“When is practice?”

“At 4:30”
“Thanks Coach coco”

by Shitbuttass69 December 15, 2022