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Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!
Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!
by king rash bash December 30, 2011
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cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.
Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.
by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004
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cock blocked

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.
A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.
by Big Boss March 19, 2005
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cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.
I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.
by Joe Bru October 18, 2006
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cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)
Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".
by W.A.R November 19, 2007
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cock blocker

A Guy/Girl Who Always Annoy's You While In The Process Of gettin With A Chick Or Gettin Her #
by Anonymous April 5, 2003
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