Chew

It’s the badass shit that the Outlaw Josey Wales chews if you ain’t seen the movie then grab some chew and enjoy

Ay you got some chew man

by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020

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Carlos chew

Someone who is dependable. a great friend and someone who will always come through

Brother, I don’t need you to be untrustworthy. I need you to be like Carlos Chew

by Jay4455 December 3, 2023

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Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

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Charleston Chew

When someone is prairie dogging and you bite off the little tip of shit that’s coming out of their butt for a little snack… :)

Dan: Dude I have to dump so hard bro! I’m totally prairie dogging!

Daves: Wait… I haven’t eaten since lunch. Can I get a little Charleston Chew? :)

by Ron Jon Sliver April 21, 2023

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"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.

Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom May 17, 2018

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