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capsuki

WHEN YOUR TYPING IN CAPS

OR anthoer form of natsuki
DAMN MY TEXT IS A CAPSUKI
by no papa May 11, 2018
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Capsicum

A commonly used term for MDMA in Australia. The term originated on the Australian facebook group "Vegetables Australia" which is a group used to buy and sell illicit drugs in Australia by using the names of vegetables. Capsicum refers to the capsules in which the drug is normally sold.
"Is anybody selling some capsicums in Melbourne? I will pay extra for delivery for tonight."
by ANONIEMPJEXD April 10, 2018
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CAPSLOCKER

A person who intentionally leaves the Caps Lock key on while using a shared computer that logs out after a few minutes for security purposes, such as one used in a retail or office setting.

When typing, they use a "trick" to type a normal sentence, such as this one: they hold the shift key down the entire time to type in lowercase letters and then release the caps lock when needing to type a capital.

The problem is this: people who type this way are a rarity, so when a person has been trained using an international standard tries to login to this same computer, they find they can't login at all, even though they were SURE they got the capitalization right ... just to look down to see the SHINING BEACON OF PAIN next to the almighty "A" key beaming its light into their very soul as their account becomes locked and the dread of living without access to a computer starts to kick in.

Slowly, the normal person, full of fear of never knowing when IT will call them back, is full of nervous shakes. They rock back and forth in place, telling others "Sorry, I will not be able to assist you today, as I am devoid of access, and therefore meaningless to my corporate overlords and also anyone who needs any work done whatsoever". And therefore they wait tirelessly for their IT ticket to either arrive ... or their sanity to slip into dreadful places.
Example 1:
Ben, a normal person: *Enters Password*
Windows: "... Password Denied"
Ben, a frustrated person: "... what the fuck?" *Enters Password Furiously*
Computer: "...Password Denied"
Ben, a worried person: Ok Ben, slow it down, try one more time... *Cautiously types password in as slow as possible*
Computer: ...*Spinning Wheel*
Ben, an angry person: ... C'mon! *Hits monitor as though it were the actual PC*
Computer: "... Sorry, Ben. Your inability to realize that the Caps Lock key has been left on by your previous coworker, who is secretly a dirty CAPSLOCKER in disguise as a retail clerk, has locked you out of the system due to your third wrong attempt at logging in. Please contact your IT administrator and try not to commit suicide while you wait hours for your ticket to be resolved"
Ben, deathly afraid of anticipation: *Instantly pulls out gun and shoots self in head*

Example 2:

The point is, don't be a dirty CAPSLOCKER. This is not the normal way people type - this is not an efficient way to type - it is the WRONG way to type and you are ruining it for everyone, you dirty CAPSLOCKER.
by SuDoKuin February 2, 2020
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Capsized

You’re Capsized compared to me!
by Shortboi1234 February 6, 2020
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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.
I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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capsprinkle

capsprinkle is a fatshit
by LedMcK October 20, 2020
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