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Leaky Canoe

An older woman that has lost partial control of her bladder and other bodily functions.
Poor Janice, after having 3 kids she’s become a bit of a leaky canoe. Now she buys depends in bulk at Costco.
by Swoods_e December 18, 2017
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Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.
My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.
by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017
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Douche Canoe

A person, usually male, who you wish would row, row, row the fuck away from you.
OMG he is being so obnoxious for no reason, like first he is all nice and I think we will be friends, but now he is just being a douche canoe.
by adidasDUDE August 30, 2025
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Cano

When you drink an iced shaken espresso and shit like a volcano
I canod all morning.

Brb I gotta go Cano.
by Choppa chat June 30, 2022
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Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 29, 2012
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Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 11, 2021
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