Canada's History 

A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.

After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.

Canada's History by Biggie132 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A grandMILF's moose knuckle.

Whoa, check out the Canada's History on that old lady!

Canada's History by meatless February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

As Stephen Colbert says, "putting everything in there."

Canada's History, the most unimaginable sex act.

Canada's History by sklop February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After me and Stacey did Canada's History, we couldn't look each other in the eye for days.

Canada's History by tycoonius February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.

Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"

Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)

Canada's History by Dabsters February 6, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.

Canada's History is fun but sticky.

Canada's History by vstiles February 4, 2010

canada's history 

Skull-fucking a moose skull with maple-syrup drenched penis and cumming into the Stanley Cup.

After watching Colbert tonight, I can't wait to get a hold of the Stanley Cup and perform Canada's history.

canada's history by kindlegume February 4, 2010