cake me

give me a piece of cake or put cake over all over my face

John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"

by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 8, 2013

Rice Cake

An Asian girls ass

Damn than girl gotta fat rice cake

I would eat the rice cake

by Vicky28 May 3, 2018

shame cake

Any cake or pastry product consumed after 10:00 PM.

"I was headed to bed, but instead was delayed by a huge slice of shame cake."

by Bag of Awesome February 9, 2010

Doberge cake

A staple New Orleanian confection. Decadently sweet, and overwhelmingly rich, doberge usually has 6 or 7 thin alternating layers of cake and pudding (though some use buttercream), and is topped with a glaze. The most popular flavors are lemon and chocolate, and it is often served as a mix between the two. The doberge cake was invented by Beulah Ledner in 1933 as a modification of the Hungarian "Dobos torte," but the most famous New Orleanian rendition of this desert has been made by Gambino's bakery since 1946.

He's from so far outa town that he doesn't even eat doberge cake.

by CreoleQueenSuppin January 13, 2010

Cake slut

Noun

A post-pubescent female that indulges in more than one dessert at the same sitting.

That skanky cake slut, Wilma, ate the last two pieces of birthday cake at work today.

by Señor Bob Chipes November 6, 2013

Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.

I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.

by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015

student cake

the act of shoving your homework up your asshole for pleasure and feeding it to your neighbor.

gerald gobbled my student cake last night so much he choked!

by deformedchicken May 6, 2017