Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 08, 2017

Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face

"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"

by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021

sensitive burrito

A person who in out of touch with their emotions yet sensitive at the same time.

Michael: I don't think I'm good enough for her man - I ghosted
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 08, 2020

Burrito Shit

The ooze that comes out of an overfilled burrito when you bite it.

Man, all of your burrito shit could fill a second burrito!

by {FILO} May 05, 2015

Supreme Burrito

The act of filling a womens vaginal cavity, and or anal cavity, with taco meat and performing intercourse

My friend, Kyle, gave Sarah the Supreme Burrito

by gary beriter June 03, 2007

Burrito Bear

A man who is extremly hungry and could eat all he could own and still be hungry at all times.

1. he just ate 9 pizzas, 4 bowls of rice and still hungry, such a burrito bear

by Golden cock September 09, 2010

burrito fart

When you're nearing the end of the burrito and the pressure builds up at the bottom and rips the tortillia causing some juices to explode like a fart.

Will: dude si bought these super packed burritos at Chi-Chi's

Scott: man I love that burrito fart that happens when you're nearing the bottom.

Will: fucken finger licking

by mightykid420 September 02, 2015