ass bump

When you lick your finger, roll it in coke, and stick it in your poop chute.

My bum is numb from that ass bump.

by Shunter May 21, 2006

Speed Bump

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.

by TIM4352625 December 25, 2008

bump

In pro wrestling, to fall. The most important thing a wrestler needs to know is how to bump properly.

Holy shit! Did you see the bump Mick Foley just took off the top of the cage!

by hitman3:16 February 19, 2007

bump

Something you don't want a hooker to have

Paying cutomer: What the fuck is that bump?
Hooker: Oh. It's not contagious.

by dannygloversillegitimateson December 25, 2008

Bump

A word that replaces fuck or fucking, typically used in school by kids to avoid getting in trouble.

I mean...Seriosly.. What can they do?

Girl: 'Eww, Look at that guys hair'

Boy: 'Bump you!'

(in front of teacher)
Guy: 'why are you so tired'
Girl: 'my parents were bumping all night and my room is right over theirs!!'

by MILF |UV3R January 26, 2010

bump

to be taken, cheated, conned, overcharged

"i had to pay £15 for da drink"
"what a bump"

by kimberley kass April 13, 2005

the speed bump

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

by Ju1 July 27, 2019