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Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.
*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."
by Vaganus October 14, 2010
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Bum Bucks

A bum that recieves unemployment money
Dante: "Every fortnight the government gives me bum bucks for doing nothing"
by Anonymous tripfag August 27, 2018
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Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.
I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.
by Cornelius Dickilus April 12, 2009
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Bum chundler

Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks
1) Man Cameron is such a bum chundler
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!
by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 17, 2009
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bum perfume

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021
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bum snack

"Dude, I've been bum snacking a lot the past days. No flex."

"You're a minor? Fuck off and come back once you can legally bum snack!"
by cysleon February 23, 2021
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lip bum

When someone doesn't know it's actually called lip balm, they call it lip bum. Don't ask me why they do it, they just do.
Billy: Why do you wear lip bum?
Mel: IT'S LIP BALM YOU IDIOT.
by cheesefanatic July 2, 2017
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