Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.

*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."

by Vaganus October 14, 2010

Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating

Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.

by Twitters March 18, 2009

Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.

I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.

by Cornelius Dickilus April 12, 2009

Bum chundler

Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks

1) Man Cameron is such a bum chundler
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!

by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 17, 2009

bum sleuth

A gay proctologist, or bum doctor. Can also be used as a slang word used for insult

My mates dad is a 'Bum Sleuth', or, 'shut it you Bum Sleuth!'

by WuddaWhist February 9, 2009

Bum Donut

The last uneaten donut left in a dozen that no one wants to eat. Potentially has the flavouring as if one had inserted a finger through the hole and then into a bum.

Can you believe they made Tim work over lunch? Yeah, he was so hungry he had to eat the bum donut in the coffee room.

by T-Dog Duane December 30, 2013

Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015