Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts

Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis

by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025

Brazilian Spiderman

An unknown sex act typically referenced to imply the utter depravity of the participants involved, may be somehow related to the Spider Money Shot

"Oh man, last night things got so crazy, we even tried the Brazilian Spiderman, needless to say, I she'll be walking funny for a while."

by NooneimportantseriouslyImeanit June 20, 2020

brazilian firehouse

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass while his condom is on fire

Sara:My anus was like a firehouse last night
Lizz:why?

Sara:Juan gave one hell of a Brazilian firehouse

by Slimjim6429 April 16, 2014

Brazilian meat tower

A sexual act resembling an eiffel tower minus the girl. Multiple meats necessary.

Buren and Chase snuck off late last night; I bet they were making a Brazilian meat tower.

by ACS204 May 21, 2020

Brazilian S’more

A sex act where you shit and cum into a girls ass; the cheeks are the graham cracker, the shit is the chocolate, and the cum is the marshmallow

Damn, Mitch has a nice ass to Brazilian s’more!!

by TheReidShowSNAP January 30, 2020

brazilian taco

A hairless form of the French taco.

A Brazilian taco is much easier to eat , because you don't have to chop your way in with a machete

by WVUhillbilly August 12, 2017

brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.

I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.

by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022