What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Lollipop brand

A word used to call somebody a dum dum. Or an idiot.

Your a lollipop brand

by Trauma Llama Drama Kids May 13, 2020

Brande

Brande is someone who loves their privacy and needs there space if you ever cross a Brande it’s up and it’s stuck forever . They have a money fetish and are allergic to bullshit . Most Brande’s are caring and always there if you reach out to them first . They can be labeled as crazy when pushed to that point otherwise they are very cool, calm and collective people. They may be the most attractive out of their friends .

Him: That Brande is so energetic and silly !
Her: Yeah, thats my Brande.

by Darius tagidale March 27, 2024

Madeleine Brandes

A beautiful woman who will steal your heart. every guy likes her and wants to be with her

Damn nigga, Madeleine Brandes is lookin dope cute asf.

by LargeCockMan69 December 17, 2020

new brand

A replacement for a bf or gf.

Boy, I found you a new brand to take your mind off that last girl you's with.

by Kooman October 18, 2017

Sagittarius Brands

the Nashville-based parent company of Captain D's Seafood, a pioneer in quick service seafood dining, and Del Taco, the country's second largest Mexican food chain.

Sagittarius Brands, parent company for Captain D’s Seafood, Signs Agreement to Purchase Del Taco

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them

Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding

by bossness00 January 15, 2014