When girls fail to see the fallacy in their own logic. What she says or does that leaves men stumped.
by Chicks Bro October 19, 2012
A term used among bros in the Broman Empire referencing NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath. A Bro Namath is typically a ladies man and a leader in a group of bros.
bro 1: "Sup Bro Namath? We gonna chase some tail tonight?"
bro 2: "You know it! I get more a$$ than a proctologist!"
bro 2: "You know it! I get more a$$ than a proctologist!"
by alphabro February 12, 2014
Bro rape is a rape that has gone over looked for decades, and its risen 44% in the last year, what is a bro? A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. They love natty ice, wearing there livestrong bracelet, and family guy. There main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually there attire consists of berkenstocks, rip jeans, an abercrombiee water polo, and a hat with a prefrayyed brim. They use phrases like "bro-out" or "chill". For every suburban house party 4 bros will be rape and only 1 in 7 bros will tell their boys what happened.
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Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.
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Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.
by chadbrochill17 August 31, 2006
1.) A brother
2.) A Short, Skinny, Blonde Hair, polo wearing, high voice, running, way so gay person. (gel hair optional)
2.) A Short, Skinny, Blonde Hair, polo wearing, high voice, running, way so gay person. (gel hair optional)
by Tim Watts October 30, 2008
See that douche over there in the white-framed sunglasses playing grab-ass and frisbee? Yeah that guy is a total bro
by Flatfoot December 23, 2009
A dad who involves himself in his son's and friends' activities. He's at least forty and thinks he's young, cool and one of the bros. Stocked with all the tools and toys; e.g. boat, weights, PS4, big screen TV, stainless steel BBQ grill, motorcycles, etc.
Common activities include: gym workouts with his son and friends, boating, mainstream sports, watching pay-per-view mixed martial arts, pool parties, chilling at the beach, attending major sporting events with his son, friends and their girlfriends.
Common activities include: gym workouts with his son and friends, boating, mainstream sports, watching pay-per-view mixed martial arts, pool parties, chilling at the beach, attending major sporting events with his son, friends and their girlfriends.
by ChaffingMavericks July 22, 2014
Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
by Freddie Cougar December 09, 2005