bro soak

Two or more dudes, shooting the shit in the hot tub together.

Hey, do you want to stop over for a bro soak after work?

by Hubes58 February 29, 2020

Jazz Bro

A college jazz musician who is a bro. Usually socially adept, a jazz bro attends parties, drinks beer, plays beer pong and partakes in the usual bro activities, but listens to and plays jazz music. Some can be socially inept however, and can be extremely biased when it comes to music, displaying elitist qualities. These jazz bros can usually be picked out by the presence of a soul patch. Some jazz bros listen to hip hop with jazz overtones, as well as funk and fusion music.

Steve is totally a jazz bro. Look at the way he sinks those shots in pong, while listening to Kind of Blue.

by Chim Ridgels November 8, 2010

bro rape

Bro rape is a rape that has gone over looked for decades, and its risen 44% in the last year, what is a bro? A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. They love natty ice, wearing there livestrong bracelet, and family guy. There main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually there attire consists of berkenstocks, rip jeans, an abercrombiee water polo, and a hat with a prefrayyed brim. They use phrases like "bro-out" or "chill". For every suburban house party 4 bros will be rape and only 1 in 7 bros will tell their boys what happened.
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Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.

bro 1: Yo wanna come over and chill. We can play game cube and take off our pants.
bro 2: BRO RAPE!

by chadbrochill17 August 31, 2006

Dad Bro

A dad who involves himself in his son's and friends' activities. He's at least forty and thinks he's young, cool and one of the bros. Stocked with all the tools and toys; e.g. boat, weights, PS4, big screen TV, stainless steel BBQ grill, motorcycles, etc.

Common activities include: gym workouts with his son and friends, boating, mainstream sports, watching pay-per-view mixed martial arts, pool parties, chilling at the beach, attending major sporting events with his son, friends and their girlfriends.

"Dad bro! When are you gonna take us to wakeboard at Lake Tahoe?"

by ChaffingMavericks July 21, 2014

bro job

Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj

"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"

"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."

by Freddie Cougar December 28, 2005

smash bros

the almighty friendship ruining game next to monopoly ....

becky let me smash bros!

by Minty ravens~ December 13, 2018

bro country

Your classic post 2001 male artist country song that includes some, if not all of the following: Friday night, a girl in tight jeans, ice cold beer, a pick-up truck, a sunny day followed by some moonlight, a watering hole, fishing, 4-wheelin', dirt roads, ball cap, working all week and possibly church.

The torchbearers of bro country these days include: Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Billy Currington, Florida Georgia Line, Joe Nichols & Jake Owen.

"What is this hip-hop bullshit? Pass me a Budweiser and put on some bro country."
"Why? Every song is the same."
"Who cares if they're the same, they're awesome! Now hand me that skoal ring."

by Lenny Free March 14, 2014