A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
by BMc68 December 21, 2020
Get the bowl slappermug. Hey bro, I can give you some Frosted Flakes when we bowl up tonight if you give me Cinnamon Toast Crunch
by Idahoforevah February 23, 2020
Get the bowl upmug. by iSmexi November 26, 2011
Get the Yoshi Bowlmug. When a female closes her thighs tightly and her partner poors lobster bisque in the area between her thighs and crotch. Her partner then eats the bisque face first.
For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.
For added fun, try the atomic bread bowl. It’s the same idea, only the parter drinks the bisque through a straw stuck in the thighs on the ass side.
by PIBJoe June 9, 2018
Get the Bread Bowlmug. Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row
by 8-7 October 17, 2018
Get the Holy bowlmug. Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.
Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
by fruitkabob January 23, 2011
Get the Midnight Bowlingmug. Gai ass dodo head if your girl see him they die right away if u see dis dude u better go home cuz he gai and u stupid yeyueyeye my pepep is looong sike
Man I’m having a beautiful day nothing bad can possibly happ-*yeroen bowl apears* bruh my whole existence is ruined bruhhhhhhhbbbh
by Shrek scary facts December 21, 2019
Get the Yeroen bowlmug.