blanchard

being a fucking bitch

"you are such a blanchard!"

by a_fish August 22, 2022

Bilan

A ugly guy who doesn´t get any play, if you know a Bilan and he´s single then you can be sure it's actually Bilan. Bilan also has man tits and has a fatass, and he has a big ahh belly.

Look at that guy he's ugly I bet he gets no girls, I am sure his name is Bilan.

by Bilanus April 25, 2023

Dark Blanco

Mike White's alter ego. He is half vampire and has a soul sucking sword called the Soulreaver. He only comes out at night and has white skin and hair and a black cloak.

Dark Blanco pwn3d some suckas!

by gringe666 May 17, 2004

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU May 2, 2012

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

andre blanchette

A nigger

Andre Blanchette is a nigger

by Dre Blanchette November 17, 2017