person a: "dude, move the blue jewel right there!"
person b: "where?"
person a: "right in front of you!"
person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"
person b: "where?"
person a: "right in front of you!"
person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"
by izmthrower September 19, 2009
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by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003
Get the blind date mug.that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
Get the ass cheeks for blinders mug.A statement in a discussion or post to a forum thread where the speaker is either oblivious to the conversation or is blatantly misunderstanding the facts. Can be used with an appropriate expletive in the middle of the term.
Ted: "Hey, Ned! Have you seen my car keys?"
Ned: "My fingers smell funny..."
Ted: "WTF kind of blind comment was that? Blind ass comments like that just prove you are such an effing tard!"
Ned: "My fingers smell funny..."
Ted: "WTF kind of blind comment was that? Blind ass comments like that just prove you are such an effing tard!"
by Qu137Ch405 April 15, 2008
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Get the blindingrep mug.Peaky blinders is a 6 season tv show set in 1919-1934. Its abt a gang called the peaky blinders given the name bc they sew blades into the Peaky of here hats and in fighte use the said blades to blind people. The main characters are the leaders of the peaky blinders the shelbys the main leader is thomas (tommy) shelby
by Elizabeths June 26, 2022
Get the Peaky blinders mug.A one of a kind human/binx mixed female living in a secret location in the wilds of northern Ontario Canada.
Binx speaks English and Binx. Binx language is reserved for extra special people only, as determined by Binx herself.
Binx mates only with Bonx, another one of a kind human hybrid (human/bonx). Binx and Bonx make a formidable team that is not to be trifled with.
Binx is a highly intelligent and opinionated creature who should always be listened to as she is always right.
Binx is a spoiled creature who sees being spoiled as her just dues and accepts spoiling with grace and a considerable amount of lavish praise spread to all who recognize her uniqueness.
All other references to Binx in any capacity are unacceptable and defamatory.
Binx is named Binx due to the fact that she is in possession of Binx magic. Those fortunate enough to be a recipient of Binx magic will have their lives forever altered in ways that boggle the mind and defy logic. A rarity indeed.
Binx speaks English and Binx. Binx language is reserved for extra special people only, as determined by Binx herself.
Binx mates only with Bonx, another one of a kind human hybrid (human/bonx). Binx and Bonx make a formidable team that is not to be trifled with.
Binx is a highly intelligent and opinionated creature who should always be listened to as she is always right.
Binx is a spoiled creature who sees being spoiled as her just dues and accepts spoiling with grace and a considerable amount of lavish praise spread to all who recognize her uniqueness.
All other references to Binx in any capacity are unacceptable and defamatory.
Binx is named Binx due to the fact that she is in possession of Binx magic. Those fortunate enough to be a recipient of Binx magic will have their lives forever altered in ways that boggle the mind and defy logic. A rarity indeed.
Binx's is as Binx's ... Duuuu uuuu uuuuus (Binx theme song
by Binxers July 3, 2011
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