Birthday snob

Someone who acts like their birthday is the biggest day of the year. Someone expects the absolute best gifts, and best treatment from their friends and family to a point where it’s over the top & they become a diva about it.

Important note: Their expectations are too high and they almost always end up disappointed on their b-days.
Example 1: My god, I went to her party the other day and I bought her a new iMac and she still wasn’t happy, she’s such a birthday snob

Example 2: I feel like you’re super demanding on your birthday, you’ve become a huge birthday snob, nothing and no one can make you happy on your b-day. You’re expectations are way too high, you’re always going to be disappointed.

Example 3: I’m such a birthday snob, I expect every thing to be perfect and everyone to do whatever I want on my day. It’s my favorite day of the entire year. It’s the one day I can boss people I love around and make them do the things I want :)
by Summerlovexo July 5, 2020
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Tandem-birthday

A birthday that both you and an acquaintance share.
Hell's yeah brother! Happy tandem-birthday! XD
by Marquis8 December 27, 2010
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birthday potties

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.
For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.
by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017
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juggalo birthday

The 17th day of the month you were born is your juggalo birthday. You share this birthday with all other juggalos born that month.
Me: when's your birthday?
Sharon: May 7th
Me: oh are you going to Ryan's juggalo birthday party? He was born in May too. Juggalo birthday is may 17th.
Sharon: whoop whoop
by Psychopathic UNICORN May 15, 2019
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Birthday Bash

Where friends beat the person with a birthday.
We’re going to Fuchs Quinn up at his birthday bash.
by Obcpanther February 7, 2023
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Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.
Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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