Man Bird

A unique and somewhat rare type of bird that lives mainly in New York City and New Jersey. The man Birds are typically 5 to 6 feet tall, and look like human bodies with heads that resemble the Bald Eagle and wings. The first Man Bird was born in New Jersey. Raised by a typical New Jersey family, the Man Bird speaks using one english phrase: Suck My Balls! The Man Bird language has over 50 sentences using the one phrase, and it is the most complicated language on Earth. The Man Bird lives off a steady diet of pennies, nickels and dimes (not quarters though.) The Man Bird has an aphasic shaped flap covering its gentles. Man Birds are usually very angry, and usually will attack humans with their flap if they feel threatened.

"Holy Shit look out! there's a flock of pissed off Man Birds headed right near us!"

"Quickly! throw your change and run for your life!"

by The Manbird January 4, 2012

Slangin' Birds

To deal drugs to the African community on a large scale.

Everything 2Chainz got, he got from slangin' birds.

by Da Iceman & Peppa Jack September 23, 2012

bird nest

When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.

Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.

by Mr. Revenge May 5, 2010

weird-bird

To define someone or something as extremley unusual or different. Not an insult.

My crazy professor is a little bit of a weird-bird.

by Keens February 9, 2004

Bird Law

You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out.

You absolutely can't own a humming bird, but you can however own a gull but you don't want to live with a sea bird, it'll blast your eardrums out. - was stated by the bird law master

by keys takes it deep December 6, 2009

Drilling bird

Something someone questions about your mental state

*random guy approaches you in a rave*

"Hey man, are you drilling bird right now?!"

- " Uhh, what?"

"Are you drillin' bird man?"

- "sorry its loud- what?"

" Man, are you drilling bird?"

- Nah man, I'm doing alright

by Lootis March 29, 2015

Angry Birds

An old and once praised relic of the early 2010s

Hey dude did you play this new Angry birds game?

Angry Birds? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

by Dried-Fried-Moist-Rough-Harry- June 23, 2021