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Benjamin

THIS IS THE KID YOU TRY TO BE NICE TO BUT HE CANT KEEP HIS STUPID MOUTH SHUT!!
Benjamin: Hey teacher, What did you say 2+2 was again!!
Teacher: BOY IF YOU DONT
by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019
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Benjamin

A man of incredible shortness, he likes to play video games with short characters in it so he can relate to them. he likes Mario because he takes lots of gold coins and as a jew, Benjamin likes this.

His nose extends to a point where its longer than the height of his body, yet his sense of smell is awful. He is very political and wants to suck the Annoying Oranges juices. His comedy level is in the negatives, this makes him easy to make fun of, very fun.
Benjamin is jew
by The human gronch March 19, 2020
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A person who does not learn how to talk till a very old age. If you know a Benjamin you are VERY unlucky, Benjamin's wake you up at 7am every morning by screetching.
Benjamin, was screetching on the balcony at 7 am, And wouldn't stop until his favorite movie was played.
by Aydenツ April 14, 2020
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He is sexy smart with an amazing heart. He looks cool in shades or glasses.hes good at fixing cars and bikes and is very sweet. He will always have your back a little bit dangerous but that's all part of the attraction.
Benjamin
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
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Benjamin Roll

Benjamin roll-when you wrap your cock with hundreds, top with lube, and ram it up a girl’s ass.
My girlfriend wanted to get sushi, but I didn’t feel like going out, so I gave her a Benjamin roll.
by JNukez December 4, 2020
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Adam Benjamin

Like a regular Adam but 100x worse.

This particular type of Adam can usually be found sat eating biscuits, ice cream and crying over receipts. May also be found attempting to flirt with unsuspecting prey and failing miserably.

Popular in the gay community due to his impeccably shiny head that acts as a mirror.

TOP TIP : Stay away from an Adam Benjamin as they're probably contagious.
"This creepy guy called Adam tried to flirt with me today. It was awful!"

"it wasn't an Adam Benjamin by any chance was it?"

"Yes! How did you know?!?"
by MCdermott123 June 15, 2017
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Benjamin

He’s a gay ass bitch who doesn’t know when to fucking die, also is a retard, smells bad, small dick, looks like the Michellin man just uglier. Doesn’t know jiu Jitsu for shit thinks he’s better than everyone else but probably doesn’t know basic math
Benjamin’s such a bitch
by Droj August 23, 2019
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